*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*

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tranqualizer:

[image description: left photo is a group of short haired, fluffy brown dogs. to the right are fried chicken drumsticks that look similar to short haired, fluffy brown dogs.]

kimikokat:

Steal their look: puppies

Chicken($5.99)


freshest-tittymilk:

well you’re bloody handsome

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  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

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slayboybunny:

the hello kitty franchise is kind of the best brand shes just been out there encouraging young people to craft and bake and be cute for the past 40 years making billions of dollars per year with zero advertising and you know why? look at that little face. just look at her little fucking face i want to throw my money right at her feet i fucking love hello kitty 

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

benepla:

you are NOT stagnate you are NOT at a dead end everyone around you is NOT going into an exciting phase of their life, you are in some way or another working every fucking day to just be alive and if youre alive you have stuff that you’re passionate about, that you’re going to love, and whether it manifests in a career or a relationship or a family or a friendship or just a hobby that takes up your time it is ENOUGH

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left


phoebeemariee:

When bebes is happy I’m happy


prettyandfaded:

moonemojii:

YASS BETCH YASS!!!

Omfg I’m done

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

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