shutupaubrey:

you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today


mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation
Monica Drake- Clown Girl  (via surfsurfersurfing)

(Source: sweetcheeksaremadeofthese)


(Source: vinebox)


frillaei:

My ugly flower crown turns stupid cute when placed on a pup

byvalour:

You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing ; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything . stop telling people when it’s acceptable to say “i love you” to someone .


itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername:

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)


none shall pass

273,939 plays Heartbeat Childish Gambino Camp

godsaveindie:

elaichi-cha:

gays—-anatomy:

"Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?

Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?

I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”

i need to be alone like the way you left me 

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

proletarianprincess:

whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”


(Source: cloverthebulldog)

sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

I love the way we taste.
Six Word Story. (via not-that-far-from-neverland)