9,965 plays Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off Panic! At The Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out

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I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.
10 word story (via nhprep)
Anonymous asked:
Honestly, are you a freak when it comes to sex? lol and favorite position? sorry if it's too personal

lmao this is amazing. don’t apologize!

but i don’t disclose personal information out that easily my dude. if you knew me you’d already know the answer to both those questions, sorry. B-)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex


Wheatley parked himself in the sink and Angie got really offended




Listen to your gut feeling. Your brain will make up a bunch of reasons why something won’t work out & your gut will only tell you what you actually WANT to do. Act on impulse. Take the leap.


Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children (via yeahitsilona)

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still not at a point in my life where i can describe my emotions without sounding like a 14 yr old who just smoked weed for the first time.


sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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