deja-feutre:

sext: i have Brand New tickets

(via the-posterboy-for-secondplace)

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(via laughcore)

herspanic:

What my dad texts me at 1:17 AM

(via laughcore)

psyducked:

going for the gold

(Source: addelburgh, via paradoxmysocks)

unshaped:

i don’t think that he’s going to reach the swimming pool

(Source: b0lly, via stoplisteningtobadmusic)

(Source: meme4u, via mike4like)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via maxx0verboard)

sk4ff:

The Wonder Years - Passing Through A Screen Door

(via maxx0verboard)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(via stoplisteningtobadmusic)

(Source: xiwillalwaysbethereforyoux, via melissquirtle)

srnashingpumpkins:

pete wentz too hard on the snacks last night

(via melissquirtle)

(Source: i-need-more-dreams, via melissquirtle)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via stoplisteningtobadmusic)

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

image

thanks, dan

(via tumbledore-)

syktris:

Man Overboard / I Like You

(via maxx0verboard)